Recently my middle minion was jumping on the couch and flipped right over hitting the floor and busting her lip. There was blood everywhere and she was so upset and in pain from her lip
Hoping your wine or your coffee is stronger than your kids
At about two AM I snuck into…I mean the tooth fairy snuck into his room and replaced the ziplock bag with a crisp $5 bill and put the tooth in a tiny box in my dresser. With the mission completed I was off to bed excited for him to find the money the next day. This is where it all went wrong. “Mommy help! Help! Heeeellllppp!!!!” I rolled over in bed to see my five-year-old with a bright red nose and tears streaming down his face. Internally I thought “Oh my God what happened?”.